-climb everything and anything! Benches, tables, chairs, washing machines, dogs, people.
– shout and hit you whenever you pull them away from something like a staircase.
– insist on emptying the shampoo bottle on the floor.
-insist on emptying EVERYTHING on the floor.
– find it absolutely hilarious when there’s yoghurt and rice all over them. And the dog …who is lurking around the highchair relishing said yoghurt and rice bombings.
-throw your new iPhone on the concrete floor like they were throwing a stone.
-sit still for a whole 30 seconds and that’s only if Tom and Jerry are on TV.
-fill the dog’s water bowl with dry food making it undrinkable.
-empty the dog’s water bowl over head.
-extract rubbish from the bin.
-exit coin-operated toys while operating because something else was far too interesting.
-stand up in shopping cart…where they’re supposed to sit not in the actual cart.
-run off with your make-up brush and feed it to the dog.
-headbutt.
Ah. To be a mother of a boy.
